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'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"They're class action figures."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

"XIVth Street"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

The next fast train has gone.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Sushi Train Set.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

"I think we're losing 'em."

Coupler Counselling

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express