Miniature Train Enthusiast Gifts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Miniature Design Shop: Think Small.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'He's been back packing around India and doesn't he want everyone to know it.'

"They're class action figures."

"This is just a model, but you get the idea."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

The next fast train has gone.

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Sushi Train Set.

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Switchback Playground.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"I think we're losing 'em."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Commuter on the Orient Express