Plumbing Fan Gifts

'This may take awhile -- I'll have to go back to the shop for lunch.'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Starvation Watching

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Scientists building a tower

'Still having problems finding day care?'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Curling Rocks!

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Jimmy, what are you doing? The whole house will fall apart!'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

'What did I tell you about feeding your pet beaver table scraps?'

"I ask the jury, who among us would not have done the same, if given ready access to a huge vat of cheese and a lives streaming social media feed?"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

We flushed your arteries, checked your fluids, and topped off your AB positive, but look at this kidney - When's the last time you had it replaced?

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition