Hydroelectricity Fan Gifts

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"What old school? This is my life."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

City Windfarms.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'He was a barman before he got into the demolition game.'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"Did we just paint the house or did it just paint us?!"

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

'You sure we can't afford another ladder?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

Avon lady (selling foundation cream) tapping a builder on the shoulder.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'All I said was,'do you want decking,sir?'

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

Noah's Ark slugs.

Duracell bunny joins marching drummers

'Bill, in the country it's a CELLAR not a BASEMENT! I won't come down 'til you use the proper term.'

'You can wait.'

Replacement Raft Service

'I think it's time to clean out the refrigerator.'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'