Fire Hydrant Fan Gifts

"Wow Rexie...your work is always so enticing!!"

Dog heaven

'You can wait.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Caddy With A Cool Box

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I envy you. I'd love to have a house with a fireplace."

'Are you crazy! The nest is made of dry grass and twigs: Smoking is a massive fire harzard!'

'I think we'd better work on that swing.'

Smoking Firemen.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

Women Golfers

Poinsettia

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.