Fire Hydrant Fanatic Gifts

'I am sorry, sir, but zee facilities are for zee paying customers only.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Life Imitates Arf....

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'I like it.'

"Where did you get that?"

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

'Hey you! You work here, don't you? You people could be in real trouble with the fire marshal for not having any smoke detectors! I assume they make regular inspections around here?'

Sneezing dragon.

'You, with the tattoo, you're free to go.'

'I warmed up your side.'

"What are you lookin' at? Never seen a routine fire drill before?"