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'I am sorry, sir, but zee facilities are for zee paying customers only.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

The man who discovered smoke

California fires and Coronavirus

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Life Imitates Arf....

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"....rather than spend millions on a potentially fruitless effort to avoid flooding we've decided to focus on public safety!"

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Where did you get that?"

'I like it.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"Why did I come in here?"

Ron, I used this while you were on vacation. Please refill. Love, mother.

Sneezing dragon.

'I warmed up your side.'

"He makes us watch this fire-safety video once a year."

History Of Fire