Hydrant Enthusiast Gifts

"And it's in a great neighborhood, lots of fire hydrants and no squirrels!"

"He finds it better than mace in distracting dogs."

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Life Imitates Arf....

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

'So we meet again...'

'No spring cleaning for me: I get a cleaner to come over in winter while we're asleep...'

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Man being splashed by cold water under Drive Thru sign that says 'Quick Refresher'.

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

Caution: Jogger Makes Frequent Bathroom Stops

Company watercooler with a sign next to it: Is This Trip Necessary?

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

"I know, I know. I see the hydrant, too."

'I am sorry, sir, but zee facilities are for zee paying customers only.'

I stay hydrated by slowly drinking eight glasses of water each day. I figure that's one hour less of work I have to do.

'I've started installing turbines in my dams and connecting them to the power grid: I'm making a fortune!'

'Your scalp is frost-bitten...Stop putting your head in the refrigerator.'

'Vitamin enriched water...Vitamin enriched water...'

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