Hydrant Observer Gifts

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

'I like your attitude, Brigley.'

Above reproach.

"The boss is not very bright." "True, but if he was smart you wouldn't have a job."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"And another thing, Beckton, I don't recall ever saying, 'Correct me if I'm wrong.' "

Gone to seed.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Good point, Remson. You couldn't be more right if you were me."

'Hey, fellas, I wouldn't do that if I were you. He can be really dangerous when provoked!'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'It looks fishy to me.'

"I deal in truth, I leave facts to subordinates."

Feel Good About Yourself - Give Me Money!

The contrast between a barrister and his clerk

"Any questions?"

'Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator.'

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Welcome to Europe

Fly Eye Chart

You're so lucky, my stripes make me look fat.

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

"He's the big dog."

"Pushing buttons with anything other than your index finger is an affectation."

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

Dog reading '101 Hydrants'

Well, I told you she fancied me!

Wait your turn. I was here first.

'Normally I'd remove it but I's like to just watch this one.'