Hydrant Specialist Gifts

'You don't say! I'm a 'hydrantologist' myself.'

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'What it is is a giant kidney.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Welsh water sewage

Castle Cellars: Bob's Basement Waterproofing

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Life Imitates Arf....

Water: the first medicine

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

"It's the worst case of Sick Building Syndrome I've ever seen!"

You mean this sewage has already been treated?

"It's only until spring."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"The Yelp reviews of this hydrant are off the charts."

'We're de-salting water?'

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

'Ill you knock it off and do what comes naturally?'

Dog statue being unveiled at a fire hydrant company opening

Last Hydrant for 10 Blocks

'That's actually a common misconception. The truth is we can go eight days without water, but only if we drink a lot of other stuff...you know, like apple juice.'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

'What do you think of my new place? It's a 1 bedroom, 3 bathroom.'

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

"I know, I know. I see the hydrant, too."

'I am sorry, sir, but zee facilities are for zee paying customers only.'

'We create it, we clean it up - business couldn't be better.'

'It'll take us forever to fill that thing up again ... '

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

'Here's a nice one.. good schools, god neighborhood.. plenty of hydrants.'

The way dogs see it

Symbol on dogs restroom is a fire hydrant.

Dog tied up near a hydrant.