Hydrant Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Wait your turn. I was here first.

No Soliciting

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Guide fish.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

Mom's Diner: I do and do and do for you and what thanks do I get? How about your business? Is that too much to ask?

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Life Imitates Arf....

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.