Hydrant Humor Enthusiast Prints

Wait your turn. I was here first.

No Soliciting

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

"Daisy, that fall broke my leg pretty badly. You need to go get help, girl - oh, what a big stretch! Who’s a good stretcher? Daisy’s a good stretcher! What a good girl…"

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Life Imitates Arf....

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

"Wow, 27, not bad! Me, I've ruined 53 surfing competitions..."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."