Hydro Humorist Prints

A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

No Soliciting

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Where's my horse?'

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

Inappropriate horse whispering.

Another hot flash?

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

High tide.

Fish Farm.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Life Imitates Arf....

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'