Hydro Humorist T-Shirts

A woman holding her head above water in a swimming pool

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

No Soliciting

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

'Where's my horse?'

Hydration

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Shark Chum

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Inappropriate horse whispering.

High tide.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I'd love to help but at the moment I'm saddled with this enormous mortgage."

Life Imitates Arf....

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Water is a valuable good and we should use it sparingly. That's why I'd like my Scotch straight.'

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"... But, Derek. The travel agent told us not to drink the water!"

Acme Coffee Co.

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'