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Life Imitates Arf....

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

Guide fish.

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

Fire door.

Hydration

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Shark Chum

High tide.

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

Fish Farm.

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Does the radar make my backside look big?"

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"I can't stand the way it's taunting us!"

Oddly familiar formation.

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Knight with a tap in his armour.

'Every school has a class clown.'

'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'

"Excuse me....water!!"