Fire Hydrant Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I know, I know. I see the hydrant, too."

'Meet me at our regular watering hole.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

Life Imitates Arf....

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Dog with chew toy.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Collecting logs

Studying Fire Behavior

Smiley

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

Collecting wood for the fire.

"It's a nonworking fireplace, but Ursula loves to fantasize."

"Where did you get that?"

Smoking Section

Curl up in front of a roaring fire tonight.

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'