Fire Hydrant Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I know, I know. I see the hydrant, too."

'Meet me at our regular watering hole.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

The man who discovered smoke

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

The sound of a crackling fire licking at seasoned logs...

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Life Imitates Arf....

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

'I don't know art, but I know what I like.'

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

Dog with chew toy.

Smiley

Studying Fire Behavior

Collecting logs

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Collecting wood for the fire.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

"Where did you get that?"

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Hello, fire department and sundry municipal services. Help! Fire! It's the kitchen! Don't panic. Remain calm. Calm?! We've got a major grease fire. Hey, I can't be expected to do everything … What? Answer the phones, put out fires, clean the parks, garbage collection … What part of fire don't you understand?!

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'