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'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Woman escapes with cats.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The man who discovered smoke

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Candles In Bed

Studying Fire Behavior

Heroes

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"Since he discovered fire, he's done nothing but binge-watch."

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'