Fire Extinguisher Amateur T-Shirts

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"The pH level seems a little off."

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

Drunk in bar stool.

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

Heroes

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

Studying Fire Behavior

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'