Fire Extinguisher Amateur Prints

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

"The pH level seems a little off."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

The first transatlantic communication.

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

'If this elixir works, I see an over-the-counter version in three years.'

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

The man who discovered smoke

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

'I'm sorry my little Towser misbehaved himself.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Studying Fire Behavior

Drunk in bar stool.

Heroes

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'Too bad loosing your ball, but I've found a rare Trifolium Occidentale.'

'Well, if you don't like the way I cook it, you shouldn't have discovered fire, should you?!'

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

When Pyromaniacs Buy A Home: 'This is a great starter home.'