Fire Extinguishing Enthusiast Pillows

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Woman escapes with cats.

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

The man who discovered smoke

"We should have stopped these green agitators from making predictions long before their predictions came true."

"In a late breaking news story, our TV station is on fire."

Smokey Bear crying because of deliberately started forest fires

The Biggest Forest Fire Starter

'I did give your brother a job - he's keeping an eye out for forest fires.'

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"My home insurance has dropped since I had it installed."

I tried insuring my house over the phone but they insisted on seeing it. It was on fire at the time...

'Look, fire is fire - Why try to develop theories about it?'

Heroes

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Studying Fire Behavior

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

"I'm thinking that I may move hell to the west coast of the United States. There's more fire there."

"Well here's your trouble right here...Your flints have gone."

'Just this once sir, we need the overtime.'

'I just can't keep up with all this modern technology.'

'You'd better get something for that sneeze. We can't keep coming out like this.'

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

'And best of all, it kills germs that cause bad breath!'

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"Where did you get that?"

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'