Hydro Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Sparkling or still" "Stop showing off Ted"

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Fish snorkling above water.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

A family playing in the sea

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Household water use'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

clown fish

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Freddie's water

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Every year I lay a thousand eggs. Mother's Day rolls around, not a single card."

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"1 pinch of salt, 3 pinches of baking soda...oh dear, a cup of flour? How many pinches is that?"

Gas prices up.

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'