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'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

"You two seem oddly suited."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"Seriously, you looked so perfect that at first, I thought you were a lure..."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Aww geez... peanut butter and jellyfish again."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.