Hydraulics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I've started installing turbines in my dams and connecting them to the power grid: I'm making a fortune!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

' ... and this is the half bath.'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Wine taster with mineral water

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Children playing around a water pump

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I'm addicted to water."

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Freddie's water

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Salmon with a gas mask.

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'My phone's been tapped!'