Hydraulics Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I've started installing turbines in my dams and connecting them to the power grid: I'm making a fortune!'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Pipe Dream.

Bring your own inflatable.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

' ... and this is the half bath.'

Lifesaver!

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

A family playing in the sea

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Freddie's water

"There! Now let's hear no more noise about wanting a glass of water!"

"I'm addicted to water."

Children playing around a water pump

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'It's a clear case of dehydration.'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Salmon with a gas mask.

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

Spring Water

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"