Water Flow Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lifesaver!

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

A family playing in the sea

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

Freddie's water

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

Climate Change Contingency House

Spring Water

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'