Water Flow Fanatic T-Shirts

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

A family playing in the sea

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

Freddie's water

'Two pencils approach Noah's ark.'

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

"I'm addicted to water."

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Every once in a while this house comes with a pool."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I thought you meant we had a security leak."

Climate Change Contingency House

Spring Water

"When the rubber duck reaches eye level it's a flood. . . wow, brilliant!"

'I decided not to bring the boat today.'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'