Energy Flow Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Sea weed harvest.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

US Energy Needs.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Critical Ethanol report

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

'Finally - an alternative source of energy!'

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"But is it renewable...."