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'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

Sea weed harvest.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

Nuclear generation of energy.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

US Energy Needs.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Critical Ethanol report

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

"Gas, is it the future?"

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

Where clean coal comes from.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Energy Conservation Be Damned. Fred constantly prepared for Global Warming and Nuclear Winter to happen at the same time.

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Nuclear energy.

"Woo-hoo!"

"Whatsamatter? Did his batteries run down?"

"But is it renewable...."