Energy Flow Believer T-Shirts

"Her feng shui guru said I was blocking her energy flows."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Ghost School.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Fairy Vet

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

Image changing.

The Fountain of Youth.

"With the wearing of this mystic talisman, you will never be plagued by any of the minor ailments usually handled by over-the-counter drugs!"

'The global economy is fragile and mysterious, folks... kind of like Tinkerbell in 'Peter Pan.' When people stopped believing in the magic, Tinkerbell almost died. So it's up to us to invent a better supernatural creature to believe in!'

"The other fairy does glass."

Princess believes one kiss will turn the crocodile into a handsome Prince.

'I was a spoiled little brat of a prince: Being turned into a frog and falling in love with you is the best thing that has happened to me...'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

'I'm Frog, formerly known as Prince.'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

Every App tells a story.

"I'd swear it moved just now..!!"

'I am reluctant to offer plastic surgery at this time, Miss Caterpillar: Why don't you let Nature take its course?'

Wishing Well - Results may vary.

This is Bad Feng Shui!