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An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

A man rakes a tree

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Ecology.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Christmas tree exchange

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.