Forest Believer Gifts

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Monkey-artist

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"Might I suggest something wicked for dessert?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

A man rakes a tree

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Ecology.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.