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This is Bad Feng Shui!

"It was giving off negative energy the other way"

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

Low-Energy Drinks

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Entropy.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"What about my footprint?"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

Critical Ethanol report

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"