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Christmas Eve, and Rudolph leads the other reindeer in a Qi Gong session charging his nose with Qi to maintain its customary glow in the process.

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Holly's House of Feng Shui

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Plasma Ball

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Nikola Tesla

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."