Energy Flow Explorer Prints

Christmas Eve, and Rudolph leads the other reindeer in a Qi Gong session charging his nose with Qi to maintain its customary glow in the process.

'Bob was excited about trying feng shui until he found out it wasn't food.'

Wife: 'So how was your Feng Shui class honey?'

Holly's House of Feng Shui

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Plasma Ball

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

The oil trap.

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

Nuclear energy.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Nikola Tesla

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'