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'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Nuclear energy.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Nikola Tesla

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

Stu had a future in demolitions.

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,

Oil Rig with a giant plug.