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'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Now if we can just figure out how to use this to power that.

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Here's the problem."

'What makes you think we have a radiation leak?'

Plasma Ball

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The oil trap.

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

Nuclear energy.

Benjamin Franklin.

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Sir, we've drilled so deep this time that we've reached Arab oil.'

Nikola Tesla

A man about to plug in a lamp looks at electric sockets on the wall that say 'Solar,' 'Hydro Electric' and 'Nuclear.'

Wrong end of extension cord.

'Do you have poop points?'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'There has to be a wee bit more to tidal power than THAT, Andy.'

Stu had a future in demolitions.

"It's from our 'Time Management' trainer. He's double booked and can't come!"

The hydrogen pill: The new energy source.

"If every house had one of these, we could od away with all nuclear and fossil fuels!"

I don't know what it is, doc,,, I just keep going and going and going,,,