Utility Bill Detective Gifts

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Energy Privatisation

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'It has nothing to do with relativity. He's trying to figure out his cable bill.'

"Parts and labor?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Freddy, take this back and add it up again. I was your maths teacher, remember."

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Hotel: Price List

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Winter Weather Forecast: Wicked Cold....with sudden warm spells.

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

Government Help for Energy Bills Doesn't Measure Up.

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

"I can't get into specifics about your bill - that's operational."

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'When you have your health, you have everything except money to pay for healthcare.'

As the earth's temperature rises, shouldn't my heating bill fall?

"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."

'This search fee seems very high. Solicitor.'

'I thought we alread got this month's phone bill.' 'We did - this is volume 2.'

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'