Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.
Utility Bill Sufferer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the utility bill sufferer? These thoughtful and witty products are designed to bring a smile amidst the stress of monthly bills. Perfect for anyone who’s ever felt overwhelmed by utility expenses, our items add a touch of humor and warmth, helping them face each billing cycle with a little more cheer. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, find creative ways to lighten the mood and remind someone they’re not alone in the struggle.
"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."
The Solar System (after deregulation)
The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.
'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'
Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.
"Neversource"
"Read me one more, Daddy!"
"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."
Gas Bill
"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"
'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'
'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'
'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'
"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"
'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'
"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."
Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.
"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."
A Utility Knife.
Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.
New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.
A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.
Call before you dig!
"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"
Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?
High electricity consumption in the summer
"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"
'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'
"What a beautiful day."
Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.
"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"
Swimmers sewage warning
Patience Wanted
"Don't worry, it's just temporary...'til they find a way to fire you."
Utility Bill Sufferer Gifts Collection
Utility Bill Sufferer Mugs
Discover a range of mugs perfect for the utility bill sufferer, blending humor and practicality to start each day with a smile.
Utility Bill Sufferer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring humor into the home of the utility bill sufferer, turning stress into smiles with creative designs.
Utility Bill Sufferer Prints
Browse prints that celebrate resilience and humor, ideal for brightening the space of the utility bill sufferer with fun and inspiration.
Utility Bill Sufferer T-Shirts
Explore our witty t-shirts designed for the utility bill sufferer — a fun way to share a laugh and lighten the burden of bills.