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Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Gas Bill

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

A Utility Knife.

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.

"It's either a cannabis farm or they're heavily into AI!"

Swimmers sewage warning

Patience Wanted

"Don't worry, it's just temporary...'til they find a way to fire you."