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'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

'Its old Mrs Smith again, I am pretty sure its because she can't afford the vets bills she says the appointment is for her nephew.'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Gas Bill

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

A Utility Knife.

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

Call before you dig!

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

Did you see that documentary on prairie dogs last night?

High electricity consumption in the summer

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

"What a beautiful day."

Running away form the costs of electricity and pollution.