Utility Bill Sufferer Pillows

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"Neversource"

"Read me one more, Daddy!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

Gas Bill

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'You said to call back if the gas problem got worse.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

A Utility Knife.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

Shuffle Zone. Please shuffle and create static electricity to power our city.

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

Call before you dig!

A genetically bred super spider that spins utility lines.

"Hello Bob, I haven't seen you since you had a water meter fitted!"

"Did you get any Valentines day cards?"

High electricity consumption in the summer

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

"What a beautiful day."

Swimmers sewage warning

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

"Don't worry, it's just temporary...'til they find a way to fire you."

'Figured out how to steal electricity yet?'

Gas, water, and electricity being brought to a house through hoses.