First Utility Bill Crisis Pillows

Gas Bill

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

Energy Privatisation

"I propose to ban the word 'winter' in Europe."

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

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