First Utility Bill Crisis Prints

Gas Bill

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

"His ingrowing solicitor was playing up again."

Energy bills rise

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

Catsulation

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

As the earth's temperature rises, shouldn't my heating bill fall?

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

A huge tongue pokes through a letterbox.

Energy Privatisation

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

"I propose to ban the word 'winter' in Europe."

Senator, what's you plan to address $100-a-barrel oil? Use smaller barrels!

The 2.5% Solution

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'