Electricity Bill Warrior Prints

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

'He likes to power nap.'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

The Fuse

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Gas Bill

'I'm can't tell if this card from our insurance company is optimistic encouragement or a threat!'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'The doctor told me to avoid stress and then sends me a bill for $670.00.'

Energy speculation.

"I'll be blunt. You don't have much time. In three days I'm turning this over to a collection agency."

'Why can't you guys be more like the hot water heater, who may pay for itself in two years.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'Why do you want a chimney sweep anyway? You're all electric...'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

High electricity consumption in the summer

'Ordinarily I'd get quite charged up about it but I think he's selling our electricity back to the Grid.'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Tomb of the Unknown Electrician.

"You're nice and all, Steven, but I'm looking for someone who's a little more grounded."

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Energy bills rise

'Our computer system crashed last night, following a high-speed chase by area police. It's currently lodged in the county jail. That's all I have right now!'

'The pain went away as soon as you said it would cost 40,000 dollars!'

Cartoonist's tax return

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until March Madness is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'Either pay your bill or I'll let you go crazy.'