Utility Bill Complainer Pillows

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Gas Bill

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Hotel: Price List

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Energy bills rise

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"The bills! The bills!"

Energy Privatisation

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

High electrical consumption

"Hello sir, can I talk to you about changing your energy supplier. . ?"