Utility Bill Complainer Pillows

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Federal Department of Gimme, Gimme, Gimme!

'I need to buy some gas, but I forgot my wallet. Do you have $18,000 on you?'

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

Gas Bill

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"It's just until the air conditioning in our house is fixed."

High electricity consumption in the summer

New Council Waste Charges - 'I owe £80 for being a waste of space.'

Energy bills rise

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

Hotel: Price List

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Electric Rate Hikers: ZZZZZT!

Catsulation

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

'After seeing the latest fuel bills your Dad's gone nuclear!'

"This is your energy supplier. . . We're all on holiday in Bermuda at the moment - but leave a message and we might get back to you. . ."

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

As the earth's temperature rises, shouldn't my heating bill fall?

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"The bills! The bills!"

Energy Privatisation

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"The energy company sent us this new 'Smart Meter'."