Utility Bill Analyst Pillows

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

US Energy Needs.

Today, a special retro segment of The Fad Herald. It's the Fad Herald. Off the hook! Hey jive turkeys, here's what's not cool: Fossil fuels, dependence on Mideast oil, long gas lines. Here's what's groovy: Solar power, alternative fuels, energy independence. Can you dig? The world is changing, baby! Instead of solar panels, I'm buying a sweet 8-track player. Next week, a look ahead to 2040. What's out: Waiting in long lines to fill up the spacecraft with gas.

GAS. If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

"Neversource"

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Mr. Bush, this is Vytautas Landsbergis, in Vilnius. Guess what."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Critical Ethanol report

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Industrial Beautification van

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

There's no real oil emergency...

Bump in the road.

What We're Fighting For

'If only there was a way to keep electrical costs down...'

Camel In The Tent

Energy trap.

Saudi Arabian oil attacks increase price

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It was originally built for fracking but the tourist thing seems to be working out OK."

'I felt the earth move as well, it's the Fracking operation up the road.'

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'