Utility Bill Battler Gifts

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

Gas Bill

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

The entrées were $30 each. The extra $15 is for all that damn fresh pepper you made me grind!

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

High electricity consumption in the summer

Business restraining law firms

'Since I'm an ornithologist, this means we can deduct the electric bill.'

Energy bills rise

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Hotel: Price List

'I've solved the problem of oil or gas heat...We can't afford either.'

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

Catsulation

'OK, it's your turn to stand by the pilot light.'

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

"We made three billion dollars mining Bitcoin, minus our electricity bill - that comes to $1.61."

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"Due to the high electricity price, you'll have to pay a 25 bucks deductible. As you will understand, I'd like to have it in advance."

'I also examined you for insurance but didn't find any.'

"Maybe we should consider changing our weather provider?"

Energy Privatisation

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'Money? But it says here you will pay my bills free of charge!'

"We just got the electrician's bill for that work he did...talk about a shock!"

'The threat of domestic terrorism isn't new. I've been paying utility bills for years.'