Utility Bill Forgetter Gifts

'We forgot to pay the phone bill.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"We can probably just about afford to run the pilot-light."

"It's a ransom note from our energy supplier!"

'If you can't beat 'em join 'em.'

Gas Bill

'This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'.'

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

High electricity consumption in the summer

'Hmmmmm. I wonder if there were any roaming charges to call the moon.'

'The instruments are suggesting that the heat pump is receiving a temperature of 105...what could possibly be heating the ground that much?'

Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde gets his gas bill.

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"I forgot my phone."

Hotel: Price List

Energy bills rise

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

Catsulation

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'What do you mean it was last night?! Let me see the tickets!'

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.