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"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"Here's the problem."

Blend Schools

"I like fountains very much!"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"It's a cross between pop and rap. We call it 'pap.'"

"I'm addicted to water."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Welcome back to CNM. We've got major news to tell you about: The sky is falling. To tell you about it, we're going live to Denver and our very own Mary Popmedia. Mary, tell the viewers what's happening. I'm standing downtown. As you can see, the horizon is quite overcast, the air brisk, the masses beginning to huddle. And here it comes. The year's first snowflake! Temperatures falling, frozen rain, sleet, ice road, more snow, possible blinding flurries, slippery deadly madness and possible death

Man gets covered in fountain water as his dog shakes himself dry.

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Biolab. I put collie DNA into a shark. I got a fish that still bites --- but then it goes for help.

From the tournament of neuroses parade

'You're overprotective, Mother.'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Was the flash too bright?'

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Covid Bubbles

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

Relaxing in the pool.

Charlie Brown Float

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

"10/1 says I lose the next bet."

'Best living statue I've seen.'

Fountain of youth. Fountain of intelligence

Police Warning - Flash photography can seriously damage your driving licence.

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