Fluid Aficionado T-Shirts

"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"

Pipe Dream.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Water-works.

"I'm addicted to water."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Inflatable car

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Darn it! No more cups!"

Wine Tasting Class. We judge champagne differently than we do other wines. Ah, a bubble standard!

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

Pool float party. I like that, it's the Titanic and an iceberg!

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

"Don't you think listing the contents as hydrogen, hydrogen and oxygen may be seen as a little pretentious?"

Unsynchronised Judging.

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

Do you want original spring water or new and improved spring water?

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

The Inner Tube.

That snob only likes bottled water.