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The Inner Tube.

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

A girl with a dog and balloons

"Hi there."

Bring your own inflatable.

"Mind the whale, dear."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

Lifesaver!

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Wine taster with mineral water

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

I see you caught the fish, but the boat got away!

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Productivity may be up but I miss seeing people miserable."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Admit it, you're lost!"

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I'm addicted to water."

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Freddie's water

clown fish

Children playing around a water pump

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."