Fluid Aficionado Pillows

"Excuse me...is this the right steering fluid for my car?"

Pipe Dream.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Inflatable Duck Boat

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Making fun of Starfish.

"I'm addicted to water."

Water-works.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Inflatable car

A girl with a dog and balloons

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Once I get started I drink like a fish.'

"Darn it! No more cups!"

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

The New Inflatable Doohickey!

A man sinking with a rock tied to him passes a fish with a balloon tied to him.

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

'...and how did the acupuncturing go?'

'Why is there so much chlorine in this water?'

"I'm afraid we can't accept your grant proposal. You can't predict the way water flows from a faucet!"

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

Unsynchronised Judging.

"Don't you think listing the contents as hydrogen, hydrogen and oxygen may be seen as a little pretentious?"

Do you want original spring water or new and improved spring water?

Water Gardening: A fountain is certain to provide endless delight.

'More dirt=more bubbles!'

The Inner Tube.