Gender Fluid Enthusiasts Pillows

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Corporate Punishment.

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

"I'm addicted to water."

Gender Reveal

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

It's a boy.

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"What do women really want?

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Part Time Woman Wanted.

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

"It's a boy! Of course, you're entitled to seek a second opinion."

Transexual

'You checked both male and female on your entry form. What are you, fella...some sort of comedian?'

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

Venus Envy

"But the doctor said I should drink more fluids."

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

"Once I'd tried on those clothes at your Grandmother's, I knew there was no going back."

"Hey, could either of you fellas lend me a lipstick?"

"I came in dressed like a woman today to support men who dress like women to break the glass ceiling for men who dress like women to support men."

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.