Gender Fluid Enthusiasts Mugs

"We don't believe in pressuring the children. When the time is right, they'll choose the appropriate gender."

"It's a boy, but that's a common one so don't get too excited."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Corporate Punishment.

"I'm addicted to water."

"Hi, everyone! Thanks for coming to our gender reveal party. We've got something really special planned."

Gender Reveal

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

"The last time he came out to play with you, you reassigned his gender."

"Getting in touch with my feminine side, chief - it's changed my life."

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Hoping for a boy or girl?

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

"Being deciduous isn't a choice - it's what I am."

'It's a boy...or a girl!'

"All clothes are unisex if you stop being a little b***h about it."

"What do women really want?

"You're a man among men, and that's not meant as a compliment."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Part Time Woman Wanted.

A tiny man stuck in a woman's cleavage.

'He worked all day, came home and vacuumed, folded laundry, and cooked dinner. He got in touch with his feminine side.'

Transexual

Venus Envy

"I had no choice, he was about to blow our cover!"

'Well, at least your washing-up arm is alright!'

"Once I'd tried on those clothes at your Grandmother's, I knew there was no going back."

"Hey, could either of you fellas lend me a lipstick?"

"Don't be ridiculous. You're an amoeba; you don't have a gender."

When harry grows up, he wants to be a girl.